{"id":256,"date":"2024-06-07T23:39:00","date_gmt":"2024-06-07T21:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/shortriver.de\/blog\/?p=256"},"modified":"2024-10-10T13:06:56","modified_gmt":"2024-10-10T11:06:56","slug":"falsche-flasche","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shortriver.de\/blog\/falsche-flasche\/","title":{"rendered":"Falsche Flasche"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1000\" src=\"https:\/\/shortriver.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Falsche_Flasche.png\" alt=\"Eine total quatschige schnelle Linienzeichnung mit einer Karaffe auf einem Regal (shelf) und einer Schleife um den Henkel. Jemand von au\u00dfen sagt &quot;Falsche Flasche&quot; und eine Maus unter einem Schaffell sagt &quot;Sch! Ich schlafe!&quot; Auf dem Etikett der Karaffe steht &quot;Le Schaf&quot;. Um die Maus liegen viele Essenssachen herum beschriftet mit &quot;Schlaraffenland&quot;. Ein iPod im &quot;Shuffle&quot;-Modus und einer Schlaufe im Kabel liegen auf dem Regal. Au\u00dferdem sehr grob gezeichnet, elf Sachen.\" class=\"wp-image-257\" srcset=\"https:\/\/shortriver.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Falsche_Flasche.png 1000w, https:\/\/shortriver.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Falsche_Flasche-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/shortriver.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Falsche_Flasche-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/shortriver.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Falsche_Flasche-768x768.png 768w, https:\/\/shortriver.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Falsche_Flasche-200x200.png 200w, https:\/\/shortriver.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Falsche_Flasche-940x940.png 940w, https:\/\/shortriver.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Falsche_Flasche-400x400.png 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Ich Flasche sollte eigentlich arbeiten. Oder schlafen. Aber nicht das Falsche zeichnen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ich Flasche sollte eigentlich arbeiten. Oder schlafen. Aber nicht das&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":257,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[14,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-256","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-gehirnfurz","category-illustration"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/shortriver.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/256","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/shortriver.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/shortriver.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shortriver.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shortriver.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=256"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/shortriver.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/256\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":258,"href":"https:\/\/shortriver.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/256\/revisions\/258"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shortriver.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/257"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/shortriver.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=256"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shortriver.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=256"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shortriver.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=256"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}